Good heavens it's been a strange one today. First of all, everywhere in town was rammed with people.
Second, stop reading if it's lunch time.
Then I got to the train station. I nipped in the toilets. I was in a stall, seated, if you catch my drift. In another stall, someone emits a very loud 'UUUUUUUUGH' noise. Then again. UUUUUUUUUUGH. Someone else goes 'bloody hell, did someone shit themselves?' This tickled me because the typical response to someone noisily grunting out a turd baby is to pretend like it never happened.
Anyway, after a few more of these noises, it turns into more of a scream. Then a 'HEEEELP'. UUUUUUUGGH HEEEEELP! I finish up and step out of the stall, headed for the sinks. An attendant has come running in with the master key for the stall, responding to the plea. I dry my hands, glance over on my way out to see what all the commotion is about and then...
The man is lying on the floor, trousers off. Legs splayed open. Between is legs a gooey blue/purple blood covered rope in a pile. His intestines. He's shat out his guts, or at least part of them. An ambulance was called. I left the toilet.
That was my day.